so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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