Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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