Pappa wants mamma naked
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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