Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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