they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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