Me. At least after what I've been through.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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