I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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