As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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