i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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