Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
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