note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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