When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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