its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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