he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
