nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
