Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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