You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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