she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I fill condoms, not promises.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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