So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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