I only kidnapped one of them. chill
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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