I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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