I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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