Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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