i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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