Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
