its not stalking. its research.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize