we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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