so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
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