if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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