I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
ugly people sure do ruin things
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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