i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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