what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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