was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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