hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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