On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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