I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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