The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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