And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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