I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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