so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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