problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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