Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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