so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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