Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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