your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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