dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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