And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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