Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
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