Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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