Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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