Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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