my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
It's never too late to be topless.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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